The film will be called "It’s not which cold here, really." as well as it will be an American humerous entertainment constructed by ME!
The film will be about a reticent American mafiosi from New Jersey who decides to leave his squad locale as well as revisit a some-more pacific place called….Canada.
He decides to transport to Toronto in mid-July as well as his family talks him out of it revelation him "it’s VERY COLD in Canada, it’s a frozen cold country!" So he rebelliously drives to New York/Ontario limit with sixteen North Face jackets, a presence kit, a battery generator to feverishness a car, a 4-week supply of puncture food, a portable stove, sixteen containers of butterfly repellent, a sport knife. And a beam to survivng Polar attacks in a arctic wilderness. And puncture bottles of water, puncture toilet paper, for his summer outing to Toronto, Ontario. He’s an idiot.
He gets to a Canada limit as well as they ask him where he’s going!!!! He says "Toronto for a Jul weekend."
Customs official: What have we brought here???? sixteen jackets, puncture supplies, bear repellant????
Guy: Because my crony pronounced it’s FREEZING COLD in Canada.
Customs central gets doubtful since he thinks maybe this man is formulation to stay a winter, possibly which or censor out. And overstay his acquire as well as not devise upon withdrawal a country. They keep him at a limit for a couple of days.
The man starts USING his presence pack food as well as H2O to feed himself whilst sitting in a immigration etiquette office. Just to give him what he asked for, they intentionally put a AC upon 10 degrees celsius so he can solidify inside a immigration as well as etiquette building.
He ends up being hold over in a limit bureau until a week end is over, so they discuss it him to have a U-turn as well as USA etiquette will take it from there.
They contend "I goal we enjoyed your stay. Next time, do a little investigate prior to we devise a outing to Toronto."
It would be flattering funny.
Or we can have it where they do let him in to Toronto as well as afterwards it usually so happens a city practice a black-out similar to a couple of summers ago, as well as a man thinks it’s ALWAYS similar to that
You know? I’ve been in MANY Canadian cities. Intentionally, a final place we wish to revisit in Canada, after we see all a alternative provinces together with a maritimes, is TORONTO.
Isn’t this fascinating? See all solely Toronto, as well as afterwards Finally…..Toronto.
Edit Dangerma: Definitely would put we in a credits. The thing yet is starting true north by road, we can’t go most over than Kapuskasing. Or a highway to James Bay. The usually event to expostulate FAR north is to go west of Edmonton. Unless of march we fly
#1 by Randy B on January 18, 2010 - 1:10 pm
Personally I despise such stereotypes regarding Canada and it would be a movie that I would avoid. In my experience, movies that play on that theme are better when they are made by a Canadian, someone with an intimate understanding of the humour behind it rather then someone just trying to be funny.
#2 by mango on January 18, 2010 - 1:10 pm
do they actually keep people there for a whole weekend??! if he doesn’t even make it into Canada, that would be kindof anti climactic wouldn’t it.
the idea is funny, I’ve seen people in August with skiis strapped to their roof looking for mountains.
If he were to make it in though, which they probably would let him in, they’d be laughing that’s for sure. But it would be funny if he just kept his mindset that toronto is some sort of wilderness after seeing it and just took everything the wrong way. Like a beavertail stand or something. Blackout’s like the one several years ago are extreemly uncommon.
I’m just wondering, are you canadian and have you been to toronto?
#3 by Brooklyn <3 on January 18, 2010 - 1:10 pm
question was to long so i didnt read it….. WATCH STRANGE BREW!!!! FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER HA HA. its got bob and doug McKenzie
#4 by Dangermanmi6 on January 18, 2010 - 1:10 pm
just a couple of suggestions:
1) change the title to "It’s not really that cold here, Eh"
2) the guy has to have a lot more misadventures than just getting razzed at the border. My problem is that he is going to notice that there isn’t any snow real quick and that it is really warm. How about he crosses the border at night but we still have the problem of no snow. For this I would suggest that there is a movie SFX shoot going on at the border and they’ve sprayed the whole area with fake snow.
3)he tells the border guard that he is going to camp out at Queen’s Park and he should ask if there is any problems with bears in the park.
4) when he realises that there isn’t any snow or cold he asks people where it is and they keep telling him up north. He could keep going north and running into all sorts of misadventures the skys the limit.
BTW if you do make your student move remember to give me an on screen writing credit and I give you these ideas for FREE you may use them if you want, all I want is an on screen credit of my yahoo ID
#5 by short shrimp on January 18, 2010 - 1:10 pm
Produced by you ? No.
#6 by J'aime la natation! on January 18, 2010 - 1:10 pm
Haha that would be funny! A great comedy for sure. I’d watch it.